A futuristic add in matrimonial column
Wanted Bride
Good looking, about 5 feet four inches, well educated
Caste no bar
No expectation of any dowry
However, parents must meet the following conditions
First inroductory meet between prospective bride and groom to be arranged at a five star hotel.
A mandatory half an hour photo/video shoot of the event.
If alliance is approved, a proper engagement ceremony at a five star hotel. A three hour photo/video shoot.
Six months gap beween engagement and marriage.
Engegement is to be followed by a pre wedding photo/video shoot.
A pre-wedding holi photo/video shoot.
Sangeet before marriage ceremony in a five star hotel. 4 hour photo/video shoot.
Marriage at a five star hotel. 24 hour photo/video shoot.
Fifteen minute photo/video shoot before departure for honeymoon.
Fifteen minute photo/video shoot after arrival from honeymoon.
First anniverssary function at a five star hotel with 3 hour photo/video shoot.
First pregnancy photo/video, if, as and when required.
In addition, any other photo/video shoots as and when required.
Photo/video shoots must be carried out by a Director of Photography with minimum of five years working experiece.
Certificate/reccommendations from film stars are highly desirable.
Note: After the first delivery a film should be produced on the journey so far.
Please apply with and in confidence.



Comments
Marriage for the masses should be the tagline.The question is...who will watch the videos? Everyone will have the same...if at all there will be the system of marriage!
By : Pratibha Tarabadkar
Photo shoots! Reminds me of the moment when my Mama was showing off his son's pre wedding shoot photos to me & Pradnya when we visited them. I mean which father and father in law would be so enthusiastic about his son and daughter-in-law's cozy photos taken before their wedding!
By : Kedar